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en: Remember, educated folks, or at least folks that think they're educated can be more stunted, ignorant and backwards than others. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Jonasbrothers do you guys play ppl you know or just random softball teams around the US? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: WHEN I COOK, I DONT PLAN. I START WITH MEAT, EITHER PASTA, POTATO OR RICE, AND START ADDING MEX, MID EAST, E INDIAN, THEN ADD STUFF. JOY 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @PietSous which way? photoshop'ed or the way he was? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: My 3 year old brother just said this to me: "Don't sass me. Or your business!!" 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @pchaney Franchisee could also capture rare moments of funny kids or very happy customer's unique dance that could b viral.Who knows? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Mr2411 Lol...you would. Was he following Jamie or did she get back with him again? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: decisions. lay about feckless in the Air conditioning or get out and go for a bike ride 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: #unacceptable me leaving my fone in burger king lastnite thank good for kyle or i would be cryin rite now 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @9malls Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Tonight - Showers and thunderstorms this evening...then a chance of showers or thunderstorms after midnight. Some thunderstorms may produ.. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: I am about to watch today's TdF stage. Armstrong riding on fire. Expect him to win or to come a very close second. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @cbadov For chemicals and stuff? Or for whether they are fun/good? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @udstacy Bowl as in cereal bowl or "the Dude abides" bowling? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Either Janet Jackson's "When I Think of You" is way more awesome than I remember, or I'm PMSing and delerious with hormones. It's a toss up. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: bored as shit. at walmart. idk if i should eat mcdonalds or subway! hmmm. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @StephenWeppler its not about the backyard or even the garbage its the water destruction, we do not have it to waste 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @nizhama2 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Is forgetfullness or a short attention span...a sign of using drugs or a consequence I should say..?? Help me out?! Bc I dnt kno much abt it 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @cinmuss In the construction industry & losing jobs & income to unlicensed &/or Illegals. They live openly & unchallenged by unenforce 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Woo woo woo woo. We have 100 followers. Thanks to everyone. (granted most of those are offering instant happiness or money) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Humm, new food at the farmer's market or old books at the library book sale? Guess! #fb 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @charlyeast ur welcome & im sry ur surrounded by baby prostitutes. u should def fart on them. or at least in their direction! 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @lthomas987 yeah I supposed it just occurred to me..living in the stream of conscious or barely consciousness at the moment 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: RT @mrmannycan: RT @JoAnneMoretti: READ THE BILLS,or don't vote until you READ THE BILLS! #TTParty #TTParty #TTParty #Reboot USA! 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Hoping that this headache will ease up soon or I risk missing wizard rock with Derrick. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @robertcurrey Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Realised that I may never change. so I either get used to it or have a big talk with the man in the mirror. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Brooke, Matt, Nick, and Eleanor = the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed, or team Deutschland. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: I THINK SOME STUDIO ENGINEERS MAKING 3K+ or more monthly should do more to help educate all new artists in proper mp3 ripping 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Setting up for a live broadcast at the south carolina music awards!!! You need to be here, or go to www.propjoeradioshow.com to hear it 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Reema226 what do u mean by post using url? do u use the tumblr bookmarklet? send me a msg via aim or gchat .. i can explain better there 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @nickloe like thrusday the 16th or the 23rd? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Is there anything going on tonight?? I wanna go out or something. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: what is worse for the human body, a chug of salt water from the ocean, or a big gulp of chlorine wash from the pool? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @larryclay9 Are you mad or happy? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Jonasbrothers Hey whos plate was that in the pic? Kevin, Joe or Nick? thats hilarious and awesome and cute. you guys are great. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Ok....I had another horrible day at work! How can I kick a co-workers ass without going to jail or getting fired? Forget it don't aswere ... 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @420rico Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @geddypooch fall asleep really easily if a movie or music has a lot of bass 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @prettycooljewel Yeah, but what about me? I'm a total news junkie when it's not football season, and all I'm left with is Fox or CNN. bleh. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Amanda's b-day party today... go or don't that's the question! 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @FlipMajor okkk did we add you?? or it wont let u accept 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: http://tinyurl.com/mnnshp - Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection...Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless! 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: In Harlem you can watch cats hoop for 10 minutes & still not know if they are playing 21 or on teams. Mufukas never pass the ball. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @05pch20 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: 'oh I'm sorry, I'll get you a new one' 'why, a bed or a penis' lolololololol. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: estimate the amount of wealth you want to invest in the market when you do planning; consider it as a pool of cash or stock 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: I just texted my sis-in-law to find out if the kid's bday is at real time (2:00) or Mexican time (4:00) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @stevemosby I should be surprised or offended, but I'm neither. All I'll say is free red-hot teen MILFs mp3 willy bum custard and wait... 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: "I was never interested in singing in the church choir or school. I was more interested in becoming a musician." Cassandra Wilson #quote 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @GoldandOrgans how out of hand they, or I, can get. And second, you know about my fucking trust issues and rape trauma syndrome so... 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @tim_breeden seems Gators are expected to be so good in football this year their is talk of them swap'n schedules with Dolphins or Jaguars 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @ConradHilton in a beach club or town? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @iamdiddy of all things to be glad about it's d addiction to CIROC Grapevine nd Pineapple & Pomegranape or whtevr, life is beautiful!!!! 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Lea_Ada_Franco Whether you suck or not is not the fun of bowling.It's knocking pins down that makes bowling fun. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @shoq I wonder if Peggy Noonan or Justice O'Connor would feel the same way David Brooks did after being felt up by a Senator? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: oh, that's right! the harry potter movie hits in a few days. or nowish. or something. that would explain quite a lot. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @aerobroken Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @_elvira 1:25 pm or 13:25 for you. Lol. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Alex_the_Don 5.5 or a 6... The same size as me LOL 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Publicity, public relations, digital or standard photography, press releases 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @pinkcornbread there's not much u can do that I won't find sexy, unless u like fart in my face or something on that level, lmao 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @frickinsweet Are you going to go for a porn 'stache or the full handlebar? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Inactivity policy in effect. Make sure to inform us via the calendar if you will be gone for a week or more! 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Just wondering if @TonySpallelli have already found his clothes or drinks his coffee naked ;-) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @kai1st oh yea they do.. I was thinking they lost ur money or something. But with their charges they might as well be stealing from u 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @booandboo2smum my hubby likes to watch boring war documentaries or anything to do with the Sea. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @JonathanCheban I'm w/ @tweetfakes for FACEBOOK. We verify REAL vs FAKE. Are you or anyone you recommend on FACEBOOK? Thank You 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Jonasbrothers so nick now if your up for some Tennis or ping pong I would gladly one beat you ;D 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: from freshly oven baked Pizzas to the delectable Seafood Pasta or Grilled Italian Sausage & Pepper...dont miss the Tiramisu! Preston Center 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @rickmusiq06 i thiink thatsz for everybody.. the only time im really laffin is when i type WEAAK! or DEEAD! anything ele. im prolli staring 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Debating if I should take a bath or take a shower... maybe I should do both. I do that a lot actually... 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @Batman_2000 @dex_ter walmart didn't have rollerblades hot cheetos or strobe lights..i called one store nd they didnt know what they were 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: says NWN: Coming of Age in Second Life (Or, One Reason Teen SL Hasn't Grown) http://tinyurl.com/lmcpq7 http://plurk.com/p/18j4g4 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: So are we all buying the Katie Price story or ... No? Nobody? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Whether You Want 2 Earn An Extra Few Hundred Dollars A Month or Make a Few Million This FREE Video Will Show You How http://snipurl.com/tf20 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @ElleBrianna I'm predy mad at u and ur punk ass brother. Or bitch nigga as ur moms say. PS I thnk I heard moms cus once when me and cam 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @xskeix Full tights, or just capri ones? And were they adult sizes? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @www_llll_com Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
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en: @starmike or started your own business or had an anurism, or collected stamps.... 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Follow @MilezDemiSelFan If Your A Miley, Selena Or Demi Fan :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @KatieH97 well see, i got mad because they all started to piss on me everytime i walked by, like i was a f*ckin urinal or some shit. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Going to see either Away We Go or Bruno. Decide when I get there. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Q. Straight Outta Compton is a song from what 80s group or artist? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: ima need @PrinceRedd & @HomDotKOm to get back at me thru texting! Or twit me lol 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: having pictures of your ass/cleavage/bulge in pants or boxers/camel toe in the same album as your baby on the book or space is #unacceptable 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: So, I just re-read some of my Tweets from the past few nights, tooo much! LOL Did I make up that swine flu things, or was it true story? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: RT @mkhammer: Audra Shay wins chairmanship at #yrnc2009. Not sure that could be more disgraceful or depressing or counterproductive #tcot 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @cynikls haha am i good or wht! when we were almost done ;) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: going to a quincinera tonight. i wish i had gotten tickets for the ATL towson show tonight...or the Lets Make A Mess show tomorrow... 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Is it just me or does Viliv have a great graphics department? Images of products really make their devices look good. 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Companies that ship printers w/o USB cables need to be shot! It's like buying pants only to find out it's got no buttons or zippers! #fb 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @muclieu Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: @DivadNhoj1981 now that sounds cool! Are there lots of traditional reporters or more AP wire stuff? 07/11/09 05:25pm
en: Grab your cock (or finger your pussy) and check out Nikki Rhodes red hot fire crotch at http://www.pornvalleysluts.com now! It is red hot!! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Just watched a lovely show, time for some dinner.. Hope I see someone later hmm it's whatevaaa or you know! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @iluvwentzXstump they were like, meeting up in texas or whatever & she tweeted something like "in texas with someone special :)" UGHHH : 07/11/09 01:40am
en: CAFE Ol?, or Failed Replay of Auto Industry Decay? - Wall Street Journal http://adjix.com/gbdg #cars #auto 07/11/09 01:40am
en: So Now we have a question bout the cover of MJ memorial song played for J. Mayer with your voice. Thats real or a fake. Sorry for the errors 07/11/09 01:40am
en: wtf is it with this krang resurgance. printed mind, electric zombie, threadless. he must have a new agent or somethin XP 07/11/09 01:40am
en: i feel uncomfortable when grown men ask me "what color your eyes are" or "your eyes change colors"? smh 07/11/09 01:40am
en: hopefully, it won't rain today. or i'll have to sleep w/o my bedding tonight. -"- 07/11/09 01:40am
en: U cud of saved dat 4 wack ass sunday or something smh @angiswaybetta 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @kellyriker do whatever or whomever u want. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: still cant get over this 30 rock shout-down. should i be happy he even mentioned me or mad? will lose sleep over this for certain. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Should I buy a Dell or Mac laptop? Give me ideas please. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @Ari8614 why move wit me ur gonna live wit miles or he will buy yu your own house . . . 07/11/09 01:40am
en: ne where people MIGHT like or respect him 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Or a working computer with sound but no network or internet... 07/11/09 01:40am
en: When there is so much love within you that it has to flow to others or you would burst open. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @brinathemodel just make sure there is NO space between the bed and the nightstand/dresser or between the bed & the wall. babies can fall in 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @frickiefresh oooops my fault got caught up for a mnte.... Cosmos now???? Or n a hour? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: OMG NO!!!! My PS3 wont play PS3, PS2 or download games. Also won't play BD & DVD. I'm screwed! Gonna try to restore PS3 2mro. No $ to fix it 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Watch this week's Global Report-TV, at http://theglobalreport.org/?section=tv or http://theglobalreport.blip.tv/ -News From The Front Lines! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @maryroni if you lose my spot in make it or break it i will kill you. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: No watches or warnings in effect, Ottawa (Kanata - Orl?ans): No watches or warnings in effect. http://twurl.nl/njhcff 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @TraceCyrus reply to me, or im going to go BMW on yo ass. ps: i'l ltake care of you ♥ 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @ShaneDawsonTV SHANE DAWSON, SHANAYNAY, MUFFINS AND SNOOP (& THE NAMELESS DOG) ARE MY IDOLS! FOLLOW ME OR REPLY SHANE! :) 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Osama looks like a dirty wizard, or a homeless santa... classic. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @adixit76 yes, publicity is must. But I remember you guys put stickers at each shop in the chain, or something like that. didn't you? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: #dontuhate letting somebody use ya car and they don't replace the gas/or leave trash in your shit 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @sugahbritt what am i doin right now? or for my birthday? lol 07/11/09 01:40am
en: How should I cap off the night? Trashy fiction or Luxor 3? Marble poppin' FTW! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: I'm such a dork! I'm massively obsessing over a couple, who may or may not be an actual couple, on a show that hasn't even premiered yet. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Would someone like to get me an ATL shirt from the Cartel dates? I will send you a check or cash =). 07/11/09 01:40am
en: About to bet dress and hit a club or bar hop 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @elfbane5 Yeah, I know our insurance candrop us at any time. My mom is always worried about that, or loosing her job and insurance with it. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @iran_election Where have you gone. I fear for your safety and pray God that you have not disappeared, or worse. May God protect you. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @Mizzmonsoon - Saw that list. I wrote the book on that list ;-) (I think there were 1 or 2 that I couldn't do given an hour or two. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: 5 Tips For Joining Your First Social Media Site Such As Twitter, Facebook Or LinkedIn - http://myurl.in/NXLOU 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @restey11 @heathermarie79 how is operation Dirty Dancin going to work, or is it? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: let alone mean the vows of an oath of office or an vow of an oath of marrage either! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: I don't know if I should go out or stay home and workout... I'm hungry, tired, upset... I'm in a funk. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: ok whoa.. apparantly i tweeted 4 hours ago. i mustve done it in my sleep! i dont recall @'ing those ppl or writing that.freakkyyy. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @FyreFox ...or get a car that runs ;-) 07/11/09 01:40am
en: its a guy or girl dats saying im wasting their time? umm idk its weird 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Debating on what I should get...a piercing or a tattoo....?!?! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Job app irony win for me: "How much experience do you have working in stores that cater specifically to babies or children?" 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @Choongbrownin how many times did u try and u kno u could of tried like 2 or 3 other way of gettin in contact wit me 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @frenchiebby Hawa let me tell u sweetheart Bruno IS NOT for young teenager or kids for that matter. Grownfolks smh 07/11/09 01:40am
en: i think chase maybe be dreaming or having a seizure..not sure. im not worried. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: tonight was a fun and well-needed break but i need to get back to hell tomorrow :| (or rather today) 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @Gosplgirl Yes, my sister. Just that it tends to be too wet or dry after a few weeks :) El Nino sure make us appreciate regular climate. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @INDELIBLE_ Alright! Trace Cyrus & Demi Lovato. & "But its no use I cant be with or without you" 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @DavidTSnyder I just don't want or need the experience. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Who wants to stay up late with me?? :) LOL, I'm thinking I'll sleep at 3 or something....5 hours if I wake up at around 8... 07/11/09 01:40am
en: aiight back to my #Follow Fridays or should I say Saturday?! LOL 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @ummm_Stacy I'm so sorry, honey. Maybe he just got busy...or maybe he just forgot about us. I dunno. #FLF #LOFNOTC 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Having a yard sale tmrw...super early...told mom she had to bring starbucks or else!!! Let's Sell This!! Making cash for @nkotb habit!! :) 07/11/09 01:40am
hu: #Ebuyer212 http://snurl.com/ebuyer1 Or... S1-T1-C.00011.jpeg 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Contemplating if it is weird to communicate with my wife via facebook when in the same room together, or a sign of a healthy marriage. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: is it just me or did the ump get a little over excited 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Greed is going to be the downfall of us all. Whether it be finanicial or otherwise. This self absorbed bitterness is destroying ppl one by 07/11/09 01:40am
en: When is the 'correct' time to use #txtanguage? do you find it as annoying as me when people try to talk it? or write it in weird places? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @mwaiksnis In or out of the city? how much $$ willing to spend? All important questions. If in city & have $$ find hotel on Michigan Ave 07/11/09 01:40am
en: why are hairdressers uber cool- is it learnt or inherent... 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @SandieSS @moonlightwi what time is the concert at? 7:30? or 6:30 if it's in Texas? they behind or the same? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Friday night and it was work all night time. Finished just after midnight. Hard worker or no life? Got great news so it's all good. :) 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @jonasbrothers my life is now complete. thankyou so much. you mean the world to me, and i could never repay,or ask for more. thanks again♥♥ 07/11/09 01:40am
en: you can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @sociaIIyawkward I make decent money, but I dont drive fancy cars or own fancy stuff!! I am very plain!! I just think that some cont... 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @rastanurse oh gosh, KIDS! aren't they like little servants. you can get them to bring you things or give you foot massages 07/11/09 01:40am
es: @eileenxjones mmm... dejame pensar... te lo tramito a Danny con mo?ito y bailandote Black or White en la puerta de tu casa ;) 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @aBigHairySpider , or some meds for end stage liver failure, or the obvious and most likely… fatigue 07/11/09 01:40am
en: lifetime channel is capable of impressing more than just the gay or divorced community (both communities equally amazing),it impressed me! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @AstronautKI cuz what you know about it made with whitewine? Or this spot i know in ATL made with redwine and patron wHHHHHHATTT? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: “I don’t feel like I particularly have rivals or nemeses,” Mr. Black said. “I just have very good friends that I hope fail. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: So do we now trade Sanchez or keep him in the rotation? I say we trade him. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: A whole week of not having to clean or cook :). But those bottles follow my Lil one where ever he goes. I hate washing them. Ughh. My we ... 07/11/09 01:40am
en: so, do "eremonies" exist or did I just find a typo in my history book?? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @Skiilo_ent well either ur a liar or ya smoke 2 much lamfaoo naw i will find 1 07/11/09 01:40am
en: I just seen a nigga walking up my block with a tat above his eyebrow. Lil wayne does make an impact believe or not. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Sometime before I turned thirteen I penned my first short story on notebook paper. I don't recall what it was about, or what prompted me .. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @diamondsharelle i dont want it! And u wnt even get a punch off send it or else lol 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @BigGaddy76 rt:SOONER OR LATER I TAKE U UP ON UR OFFER AND PUT U IN YA PLACE LIKE IM REPLACING YA FATHER (LOW KEY WAYNE DISS) #jayz 07/11/09 01:40am
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en: I don't have a working VCR or laser disc player so YouTube is also a place to find clips from things I owned in high school. 07/11/09 01:40am
en: What should I be more turned off about? His massive condom collection or the fact that he had me sign my name on his wall by the number 68?? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Kevin get a movie or something. Hurry before they close 07/11/09 01:40am
en: UFC 100 cant wait.... If you want to see my pics or get to know me check out my profile http://tinyurl.com/kq2ltf well im going to go ju ... 07/11/09 01:40am
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en: Tell it to my heart. Is it really love or just a game! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: Barf. Can't sleep. But thank God my tv/dvd/vrc/cable box all work. Kinda want to watch "I'm Not There" again. or "Showgirls"! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: @MayaKibble1 so what's all this about being on Joe or Jordins side?! Haha what happened? 07/11/09 01:40am
en: that. . .or like take my friends 2 eat and then go like do something like the arcade lol or likee go shopping at the mall! omg idk i suck!!! 07/11/09 01:40am
en: krystal/ryan/shawn wtf? just text eachother. we all miss everyone. myspace it or something. ANYWAYS, on my way to chico 4 orientation:D 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @chelseafreemanx night be movin or coursework lol nd u? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @cgbrofmi God is very "binary". You either sin or not sin. You either obey God or disobey. Only people rate sins on a scale. 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @Jonasbrothers what are some of the songs or artists you listen to feel better in a hard day? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Fear lurks in the corner of the moment like a hidden can of pepper spray, ready to surprise, but not fun at parties like puppies or fudge. 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Keep being startled by the weird wooshing sounds coming from the air vents every few minutes. Or maybe the noises are coming from the roof? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: I need ideas ... save me ... or I will smoke a joint hahaha 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @nicoledominates do you want me to call your cell or house phone? We might have better connection through the house phone! But watevr works! 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @nightline The glimer of hope that he will walk out on to the stage to accept an award or something. 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Seriously, why can't I get weighted filters, reflecting the degree to which I am likely to be interested in an item or its source? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @WordyDirts CNNHD or CBSHD got the best quality 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Looking for recommendation for cine-viewing - choices: #TerminatorSalvation, #Angels&Demons or another suggestion...? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: RT @taphousegrill Tightwad Tuesday. Show your server this tweet. Your second beer is just $2 all day until 10pm. Equal or lesser value. 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Everybody needs to get back to work or their normal life already!!!! 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @JayMajik what kinda privacy? Restroom privacy or cell phone privacy? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Gotta head back to work. I'll have to try to catch some of the MJ Memorial on the radio or online at www.cnn.com/live 07/07/09 02:19pm
nl: Meercats or MeerRats? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: just registered for my cosmetology classes, 8am-4pm 5 days a week, crazy, like double or more what i went to school for dental hygiene. 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @tnelmoniq if they can block off that area, then they could handle a crowd at tha coloseum. Or do a live feed from there for all the excess 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: MJ gives me inspiration and motivation! I have no problems with saying and believing "Im Bad" I will never give up on my goals or my dreams. 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Apparently it's autumn again... or already? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @Karrine MJ's memorial overkill or just right? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Dont wait to buy a home or you'll be kicking yourself. Tons of great homes & a 8k tax credit! Brittney Bell - Realtor www.MyRealtorBell.com 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @h2_200161813 the band, or the song by Relient K? 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: A normal transsexual child molester who kills themselves by abusing prescription drugs either dies in prison or alone in shame. 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: 1PM Pacific playing new music today at the Bluffs Center for the arts #SL http://tinyurl.com/m2yf6w or http://www.radiojana.com 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: michael jackson (or things that have to do with him, like the staples center) are 7 times (!) in the trending topics! 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: Don't allow others to press you into their mold or try to make you into something you are not. Be all God wants you to be. Joel Olsteen 07/07/09 02:19pm
en: @mschuetz72 btw which activex control do you recommend to open the comm port from IE or FF on win32? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: has MJ shut down the 'Net, yet? #MJMemorial & @malikalex like it or not MJ has more followers than Jesus in our time! NoReligiousBounds;-) 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @thembithembi does he still look good up close, or like he's had a lo of work done. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: "I want orange chicken...or general tzao chicken...or any type of chicken made by asians." -Ryan 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: So r they gonna go back inside or keep talkin to these various people? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @joannadolgoffmd Corn and baked beans. He won't eat BBQ/grilled meat or anything. #kidsweigh 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @hideawaypizza Was just on Ur site & noticed U don't have an email program. Looking 4 an email program or new menus? www.totalloyalty.com 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @SpunkyMel or you could just go to a williams sonoma...crazy idea...i know ;) 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: watching MJ's memorial- or silence? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Romance or stalking? (Hint: Stalking is following someone hours away when you have a retraining order against you.) http://tr.im/rgbb 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @FLWbooks there r aliens & they live in Japan and write books. Here's proof (or at least proof of being strange) http://tinyurl.com/n4adfx 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: “No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it.” ~ Andrew Carnegie #quote 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: sooo im doing sum ot at the job 2nite, should I take comp time or the money? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Cookie Crisp or Reeses Puffs. Ah I dont know which one to pick! I'll just mix them. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: #Wordpress Tutorials will be added soon. If you have any requests or any #wordpress related question please send it over to us. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @paulbyrom Do you know this because you have recently crashed your car? Or just a random realization? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Smokey ain't a great public speaker.. RT @teresadf: Wow, is Smokey Robinson illiterate or just a little nervous? #michaeljacksonmemorial 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: if ur not at the staples center rite now. go to ur tv or hulu.com & pay respect to the king MJ. there will NEVER be another. ily michael :'( 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: I just heard that the soda king died or something? Who is the Soda King?? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @DVDsnapshot It's an experience/comfort level kinda thing. The more you get into it, the less you'll need (or want) the WYSIWYG setup. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: going to aarons later or he is staung here hahahahahhahahah 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @x_incorporated How the hell did that happen? Backhoe fade on fiber or power outage? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Some people understand there is a difference between temper tantrums and meltdowns. Some people don't-- or won't. #autism 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: *subscriber...my bad...and yeah I subscribe cause' u keep it real or else I don't care if u "BobbyV" I would had been left...KEEP IT COMING 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: watchin mj's memorial -has my tv frozen or are they having a long silence???? lol #MJ Memorial 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Did you convice Phil to go or is your friend coming with you? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @sev82 lol!!!! nah its like REALLLLLLLL dope!!!! i just haven't had the chance to like book it or check the prices..its in the 20 right?!? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @krazycaitlyn hello, finally a real person follower, not some skanky ole ho tryin to giveaway a laptop or britney vid. :-) 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: to rain or not to rain.....i hope not to rain 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Looking for recommendation for cine-viewing - choices: #Terminator Salvation, #Angels & Demons or another suggestion...? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: RT @TalkwithTaj OIN ME LIVE FOR THE PRODUCERS CORNERon H.Y.P.E. TALK RADIO at http://tobtr.com/s/571859 or call (646) 200-3368 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Lowell Art Works/Call to Artists/art which incorporates words visual or verbal/entry fee/dl:7/15 www.lowellartworks.com/LAWartcalls.htm 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @shawnrgrimes Yay for Sporadic Nonsense coming back! I'm partial to either WP or Drupal. I'm working on converting Star Shaped to Drupal. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @Jonasbrothers if you could write a song with any artist, from past or present, who would it be? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @jasonrobb Yes, but which would you rather have smeared on your website; drunken noodles or lasagna? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: why doin women tripp when a man calls u a hoe bitch smut slut etc. ? when ur reaction to the statement is either bitchy slutty or hoish? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @MuchMusic My 5 fav songs are Thriller, Black or white, Beat it, Earth Song and Smooth criminal 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: DC people- at dca. transfer to red line at metro center or walk to my place in dupont from farragut west? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @lizakessler -- I want an empanada, potatoes or not... 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: I meant I held CNN in too high regards for them to dissapoint me in that way. What's more important? sensationalism or integrity? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Time to walk away for a minute or 10 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @LadyRawls excatly when ppl ask him bout you he should say that's my girls or something..not just that he just fucked you smh bitch u weak 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: RT @taphousegrillTightwad Tuesday. Show your server this tweet. Your second beer is just $2 all day until 10pm. Equal or lesser value. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Any Flex developers OR Java devs with interest in Flex available for full-time work in Santa Monica, CA? Ping me. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @tweetingsfromUA I really think it's sad all the hoopla a CELEBRITY is getting-there really nothing better we can mourn or put energy into? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @Kishiyaya Liv not picking up during those phone calls that something was wrong or that she kept canceling on her..NOPE not buying it!!! 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Looking or Physical Therapists & PT Assistants for outpatient clinics at the beach. Go to www.georgetownhospitalsystem.org. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Who is best ICON of music MJ or elvis? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: The room is quiet, then someone yelled out 'We love you Michael!" Cheers. All eyes on stage -- or cells. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: dear @birdfeedapp, ***PLEASE*** stop forgetting my timeline position when i switch focus to something else and come back (in-app or not). 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @daniAWESOME You know it's @scottsCLONES birthday today, right? Or are you referring to @scottrocketship's issues with Old Mil? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Is this a 5 minute silence? Or a breakdown? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @Shamu Is there a Shamu at every SeaWorld? Or is there only one? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Breaking News....I don't care about the governor of Alaska or most other states for what it is worth. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Is it just me or is this MJ memorial very badly organised??? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @TiffanyMinott what!!! why did babyface have to pretend? or are u talking about an occurrence from back in the day 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Which is the more accurate? "You have 5 items in your basket" or "you have chosen 5 items"? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: I wonder if they're serving beer or pepsi at the staples center... pissed that the views not on!!! 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Any Flex developers OR Java devs with interest in Flex available for full-time work in Santa Monica, CA? Ping me. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Safari or Firefox! I'm torn! Performance wise I an routing for Firefox. Safari is way better looking though. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @xBabyy_Angelx whats up babez, you got homework in the summer time? dang, u have summer classes or sumn? 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: ..and they are always over-the-top-James-Bond type of HVAC systems. Example No. 1: Live Free or Die Hard. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: Sex should be spontaneous as well as skilled. If you need to be soft or careful then its a proceedure and takes the fun out of it. 07/07/09 02:18pm
en: @OUBad @pdwhite522 A little 2 verbose don't U think?! Keep the acronyms down 2 3 lettahs or less I think! 07/07/09 02:18pm